{"id":1086,"date":"2020-04-27T00:59:57","date_gmt":"2020-04-26T22:59:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mhf.ro\/mm\/?p=1086"},"modified":"2021-04-21T08:43:22","modified_gmt":"2021-04-21T06:43:22","slug":"s-a-intamplat-in-vis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mhf.ro\/mm\/s-a-intamplat-in-vis\/","title":{"rendered":"S-a intamplat in vis&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"text_exposed_show\"><span class=\"_5mfr\"><span class=\"_6qdm\">ATENTIE E GLUMA (Pamflet)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Cineva apare dintr-odata in mijlocul bisericii<\/p>\n<p>pline de lume adunata pentru slujba de duminica.<\/p>\n<p>Toata lumea incepe sa tipe si fuge inspre usa,<\/p>\n<p>calcandu-se in picioare.<\/p>\n<p>Nu dureaza mult si biserica se goleste,<\/p>\n<p>cu exceptia unui barbat mai in varsta<\/p>\n<p>care a ramas impasibil la locul lui.<\/p>\n<p>Cineva see indreapta catre el si il intreaba:<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu stii cine sunt?<br \/>\n&#8211; Stiu.<br \/>\n&#8211; Si nu ai de gand sa fugi?<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu.<span class=\"text_exposed_show\"><br \/>\nCineva se uita uimit la el si continua:<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu ti-e frica de mine?! 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