{"id":2296,"date":"2020-07-10T18:13:43","date_gmt":"2020-07-10T16:13:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mhf.ro\/mm\/?p=2296"},"modified":"2020-07-10T18:13:43","modified_gmt":"2020-07-10T16:13:43","slug":"saveta-pandemista","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mhf.ro\/mm\/saveta-pandemista\/","title":{"rendered":"Saveta pandemista!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Luat\u0103 de pe cerdac,
\na ajuns la spital \u00een pat;
\ncu dureri, dar f\u0103r\u0103 leac,
\nde vorbea tot claxonat,<\/p>\n

Insa, nu \u0219tia ce are,
\nn-avea poft\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare,
\n\u0219i-o m\u00e2nca pielea-n silicoane,
\nde-i curgeau lacrimi broboane.<\/p>\n

-Doctore, m\u0103 \u021bi ca s\u0103 oftez?
\neu a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 m\u0103 tratez!
\n-aveti o boal\u0103 contagioas\u0103,
\nnu v\u0103 putem trata acas\u0103,<\/p>\n

-V\u0103 mut\u0103m, salon separat,
\nve\u021bi manca pizza \u0219i cl\u0103tite,
\n-\u0219i m\u0103 fac bine imediat?
\nc\u0103 mi-s zilele ciontite.<\/p>\n

-Nu \u0219tim, de ce te m\u00e2nc\u0103,
\nnu \u0219tim nici de ce te doare,
\nce stim, (cercetari se fac \u00eenc\u0103)
\npe sub us\u0103 o s\u0103 prime\u0219ti m\u00e2ncare!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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