{"id":9039,"date":"2023-05-01T10:57:05","date_gmt":"2023-05-01T08:57:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mhf.ro\/mm\/?p=9039"},"modified":"2023-05-01T10:57:05","modified_gmt":"2023-05-01T08:57:05","slug":"umor-scolar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mhf.ro\/mm\/umor-scolar\/","title":{"rendered":"Umor \u0219colar"},"content":{"rendered":"
Un profesor vorbe\u0219te despre elevii lui:
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\u00a0 Dintre to\u021bi elevii mei, doar Ionic\u0103 a r\u0103mas \u00een Rom\u00e2nia.
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\u00a0 – Bravo lui, mare patriot ! \u0218i.. ce face ?
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\u00a0 – Face pu\u0219c\u0103rie.
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\u00a0 – Domnule director, eu nu mai predau istorie la clasa asta! Sunt
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idio\u021bi. L-am \u00eentrebat pe unul cine l-a ucis pe Cezar. S-a jurat c\u0103 nu
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l-a ucis el, ba c\u0103 nici nu l-a cunoscut. La fel au r\u0103spuns \u0219i ceilal\u021bi.
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\u00a0 – P\u0103stra\u021bi-v\u0103 calmul, doamna profesoar\u0103. Poate c\u0103 uciga\u0219ul nici nu-i
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din clasa aia.
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\u00a0 La cantina universit\u0103\u021bii, un profesor de matematic\u0103 , \u00ee\u0219i cump\u0103r\u0103
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ciorb\u0103 \u015fi friptur\u0103, c\u00e2te dou\u0103 din fiecare.
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\u00a0 Ajunge la cas\u0103. Casieri\u021ba socoate bonul la calculator \u0219i cere:
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\u00a0 – 29 lei 47 bani, v\u0103 rog.
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\u00a0 – Nu-i corect mai socoti\u021bi odat\u0103 – spune profesorul.
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\u00a0 Casieri\u021ba scoate alt bon:
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\u00a0 – M\u0103 scuza\u021bi, 29 lei \u0219i 17 bani.
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\u00a0 El iar\u0103\u0219i:
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\u00a0 – Nu e corect.
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\u00a0 Casieri\u021ba, o domni\u0219oar\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, deja se \u00eenro\u0219ise, dar mai socoate o
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dat\u0103:
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\u00a0 – 29 lei 11 bani, la care profesorul:
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\u00a0 – Iar\u0103\u0219i nu este corect.
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\u00a0 Fata, deja disperat\u0103:
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\u00a0 – Dar c\u00e2t trebuie s\u0103 fie atunci?
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\u00a0 Profesorul lini\u0219tit:
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\u00a0 – Nici cea mai mic\u0103 idee nu am c\u00e2t cost\u0103 toate astea, dar pentru dou\u0103
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por\u021bii identice, trebuie s\u0103 rezulte un num\u0103r par…
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\u00a0 \u2013 Domn\u2019 profesor, cum merge Gigel al meu cu \u0219coala?
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\u00a0 \u2013 Oi, ave\u021bi?
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\u00a0 \u2013 Nu!
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\u00a0 \u2013 S\u0103 v\u0103 cump\u0103ra\u021bi!
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\u00a0 Elevii rom\u00e2ni au declarat r\u0103zboi c\u0103tre dou\u0103 organiza\u0163ii teroriste: Al
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Fabet \u015fi Al Gebra.
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\u00a0 La \u0219coal\u0103 au fost montate cuiere la garderob\u0103.
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\u00a0 Deasupra un semn:
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\u00a0 „Doar pentru profesori!\u201d
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\u00a0 Ziua urm\u0103toare cineva lipe\u0219te un bilet al\u0103turi:
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\u00a0 „Dar pot fi at\u00e2rnate \u0219i haine”
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\u00a0 Un elev \u00ee\u0219i sun\u0103 un prieten:
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\u00a0 – Salut, e\u0219ti bun la matematic\u0103 ?
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\u00a0 – Salut, da, spune ce problem\u0103 ai ?
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\u00a0 – P\u0103i, dac\u0103 am o pr\u0103jitur\u0103 \u0219i o tai \u00een 3 buc\u0103\u021bi egale, fiecare bucat\u0103
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va avea 0,333%, nu ?
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\u00a0 – Corect
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\u00a0 – Dar dac\u0103 \u00eenmul\u021besc 0.333 cu 3 \u00eemi d\u0103 0.999
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\u00a0 – Corect
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\u00a0 – Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat cu 0,001?.
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\u00a0 – A r\u0103mas pe cu\u021bit.
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\u00a0 – Buna ziua, doamna profesoar\u0103! Dac\u0103 v\u0103 aduc flori, m\u0103 trece\u021bi la
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chimie, v\u0103 rog?
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\u00a0 – Dar de ce s\u0103 \u00eemi aduci flori Adrian? Iei sigur 5. Ia s\u0103 v\u0103d ce ai
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scris la \u00eentrebarea „Ce face apa la 90 de grade?”.
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\u00a0 – Un unghi drept.
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\u00a0 – Trandafiri ro\u0219ii.
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\u00a0 Ora de fizic\u0103.
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\u00a0 – Ghi\u021b\u0103, ce este un an lumin\u0103?
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\u00a0 – 12 facturi de curent, doamna profesoar\u0103!
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\u00a0 La preg\u0103tirea pentru bacalaureat, profesorul dezam\u0103git de
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cuno\u0219tin\u021bele elevilor le anun\u0163\u0103 dezastrul:
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\u00a0 \u2013 90% dintre voi pic\u0103 anul \u0103sta la matematic\u0103!
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\u00a0 \u2013 Domn profesor, da\u2019 noi nici nu suntem at\u00e2\u0163ia \u00een clas\u0103.
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\u00a0 – Ia zi, fiule, s-a prins \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi fac eu temele?
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\u00a0 – Nu, dar a zis c\u0103 pe zi ce trece sunt tot mai prost.
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\u00a0 Mama:
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\u00a0 \u2013 De ce ai luat o not\u0103 a\u015fa de mic\u0103 la lucrarea de control?
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\u00a0 Fiul:
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\u00a0 \u2013 Din cauza absen\u0163ei , mam\u0103!
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\u00a0 Mama:
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\u00a0 \u2013 Nu pot s\u0103 cred, ai lipsit \u00een ziua testului?!
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\u00a0 Fiul:
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\u00a0 \u2013 Nu mam\u0103, b\u0103iatul care st\u0103tea l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine a absentat!
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\u00a0 Discut\u0103 doi profesori:
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\u00a0 \u2013 Nu, a\u0219a este imposibil de lucrat. Profesorii se tem de director,
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directorul de inspector, inspectorul de ministru, ministrul de p\u0103rin\u021bi,
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p\u0103rin\u021bii de copii \u0219i doar copiii nu se tem de nimeni.<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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